Why are woman treated differently than men in the military and why are all retired military people so cool?

I just knew all the 'independent' awesome women would love this question. I also knew all the 'hoo rah' awesome people would love it. Say what you want, you're brain washed. I actually got a good kick out of responses from my last questions from you awesome people. Keep up the good work! Ha ha. Please. Lay it on me. Your responses should be humourus. Also, just know I'm smilling at everyone who talks crap, but has it set up where I can't respond.